favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

(via ruinedchildhood)


supnikita:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via refreshes)


fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via strangeparkings)


epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via asian)


bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

(via officialwhitegirls)


sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(via unprime)


Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

frosted:

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

image

 

(via unprime)


toomanyfandomsfor1url:

"what is shipping?"
image

(via unprime)


refrigeratorlord:

so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like imageimage

(via unprime)


chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

(via fake-mermaid)


(via unprime)


American Horror Story: the very last One Direction concert

st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

(via ruinedchildhood)